Leo the Lucky Bastard
Mark the day of the seventeenth of December, year 2009.
You are one motherfucking lucky bastard, you cunt-scraping shit-ass crap!
I will slay you, pulverize your innards and draw a heart with your blood as my ink and your femur as my pen.I will forever be envious of your fate, you harbinger of lost souls.
Ol hayl thee Leo, motherfuckin’ cunt-crasher!
Come on, M. I didn’t stay single all these years for nuthin’. I knew I was going to get lucky some day. Turns out, I was right. XD




